Acting Taoiseach Pledges 300,000 Empty Glasses Over 5 Years
(is this the pic where he’s pissed? its the one they ran on Leno isn’t it? I can’t tell the difference – ah sure run it anyway) Acting Taoisozzled Brian Cowen has told Fianna Fail’s press service RTE...
View ArticleDelivery For Acting Taoiseach Blocks Kildare Street
LATEST PICTURE : The truck blocking the Kildare St gate of Leinster House this morning City centre traffic is disrupted this morning following an incident on Kildare St involving a delivery for the...
View ArticleBond Surge? What Bond Surge?
Tough decisions, going forward – stay the course; the plan is working and has the backing of the markets (form an orderly queue to the mailboat…)
View ArticleFrom Golf Balls…To None
MISSING JOHN GORMLEY’S BALLS: Last seen up a lamp post in Ranelagh Gardai are appealing to members of the general public following the disappearance (complete absence) of John Gormley’s testes. The...
View ArticleVerb To “Cowen” Makes Lexicon
From the pages of the forthcoming edition of the Oxford English Dictionary The Emergency is pleased to reveal a new word – and it’s Irish! Cowen [v.] pron:kOW-N To make an utter hash of; hollow...
View ArticleSTOP PRESS! Acting Taoiseach Denies Earlier Denial
Answering questions from Sinn Fein’s Keeeeveeen Oh Kwaaaaylawn as to who else was at the dinner table in Druids Glen on the evening of his fateful three ball, Brian Cowen has denied any knowledge of...
View ArticleLabour In Dramatic 3pm Announcement
Labour Leader Eamon Gilmore demonstrating his girl like catching abilities at his press conference moments ago Labour Leader Eamon Gilmore has just given a dramatic press conference to dispel...
View ArticleActing Taoiseach Assumes New Duties As Minister For Foreign Health
Frontline medical staff at Dublin’s Mater Hospital react to news of Mary Harney’s resignation as Health Minister earlier this evening It’s the day we thought would never come – Mary Harney, former PD...
View ArticleIs Pressure Getting To Cowen?
The acting Taoiseach photographed leaving Leinster House after the longest day of his political life showing signs that he may be close to snapping.
View ArticleThe Class Of Inbred Gobshite Always Running For The Dail – GE2011 Update...
This song was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on Feb 16th 2011. It’s a new recording and the lyrics are updated for the General election 2011 from the...
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